Amy, 22, Florida, feminist, atheist, Star Wars nerd, comic book reader, horror movie nut, baker, toy collector, science loving hobbyist, and fan of all things cute and creepy and crawly.
Creating dream partners probably sets unreal expectations for real partners
But I just love the thought of a hopeless romantic cutie who loves horror movies and punk and food and kinky sex and guns and comic books like I do
Because the thought of a partner who could love all the things I love warms my heart
If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, what brings girls? Smoothies? What brings non-binary cuties? Frappucinos? I need to know.
Relationship level 1: awkward flirting
Relationship level 2: getting naked
Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is